Posted 19 hours ago
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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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Posted 20 hours ago
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caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita)

Posted 20 hours ago

COMMISSIONS! Help me move to the big city!

pandabomb:

Hello all! As of right now, I’m living with family, working multiple jobs, and paying moderate expenses: rent, groceries, etc. I’m doing okay for where I am, but I want to support myself completely and move to the city. It’s my dream to do so. For all that—the move, furniture,…

Posted 20 hours ago

nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

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Posted 20 hours ago

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

Posted 20 hours ago
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j4ya:

when all the white friends in your squad know their boundaries

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Posted 20 hours ago

cooldudebro:

it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass

Posted 20 hours ago

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Posted 20 hours ago

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

Posted 20 hours ago

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

Posted 20 hours ago

hottermelon:

when your song comes on the radio and you’re tryna feel it but the other person/people in the car won’t stop talking

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