Posted 15 hours ago

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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Posted 15 hours ago

xkteru:

can I JUST FUCKIN FIND A HUSBAND LIKE THIS

HOLY FUCK

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I WANT

(Source: equilibrious)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

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Posted 1 day ago

vinebox:

THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE

Posted 1 day ago

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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Posted 1 day ago

intensional:

when you finally win a long argument

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Posted 1 day ago
kittyboy123:

pill poppin
penis lovin
satans girl

kittyboy123:

pill poppin

penis lovin

satans girl

(Source: chabeonsky)

Posted 1 day ago

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf)

Posted 1 day ago

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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Posted 1 day ago

recentgooglesearches:

how to return my free u2 album 

Posted 1 day ago
pbbearstarkid:

whatamievensaying:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY


it has a picture of an eYE ON THE BOTTLE

mine said no tears, no crying, gentler on eyes ….. so It was definitely the crying tears  option

pbbearstarkid:

whatamievensaying:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

it has a picture of an eYE ON THE BOTTLE

mine said no tears, no crying, gentler on eyes ….. so It was definitely the crying tears option

(Source: zozososoxoxo)

Posted 1 day ago

shitsuren-chama:

hunting-the-multifandoms:

james-st-james:

sex.

MY COUSIN DRESSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND ITS SO HARD T OSPEAK BECAUSE HES FIT AND ITS DIFFICULT TO THINK LIKE THAT OF YOUR COUSIN BUT HES FIT AND Srxyedctfvgybuhijnmok,pl

It absolutely blows me away that someone managed to put a hood and 4 pockets on a blazer

Posted 1 day ago

mori-sempai:

wintersoldeirs:

when ppl treat you like shit and you’re like ‘sebastian stan would never do this to me’

jessloveing