i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
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PERTLETORY
Hey guys, names Jessica, but you can call me Jess or Jessie. I like anime and reading but I'm really into Teen Wolf, Avengers, Doctor Who and a bunch of other stuff. I love meeting new people so come chat with me :). My blog isn't very specific and I post a bunch of whatever So yeah enjoy and follow if you like :D
guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
wh
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
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how
It wasn’t until it was aired that they noticed it I think.
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TRIGGER WARNING
This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?
Never have I seen such an effective video in my life… and it’s only 30 seconds long. Definitely, 100% watch and reblog this.
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100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds
i have to say i love this
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thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:
So this is the best thing
Oh this one’s pretty good
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science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
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when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti”
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why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
why does it always come down to this
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I’VE FIGURED IT OUT.
In the Eleventh Hour, Rory’s badge reads:
Rory is 30ish during the Angels Take Manhattan episode.
He’s (presumably) sent back to 1938.
1990 - 1938 = 52 years, 52+30 = 82 years old
The date the badge was issued is the day he died.
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